Conceived in Spain. Born in Chicago. Texan by choice. Raised a USMC brat. Lived all over the States, EU, South America, Asia and Mexico. No matter where the military takes me, Chicago will always be home.
Smile like a saint. Curse like a sailor. Drink like a Viking. Act like a lady. Think like a man. Work like a boss.
I'm fluent in English, Spanish, Italian, Catalan, Drunk, Sarcasm, Sex and Bullshit.
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